Funny beauty quotes
- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think ~anonymous~
- Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense. ~Kin Hubbard~
- Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts. ~Serge Gainsbourg~
- The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. ~Joan Collins~
- I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?” ~Jean Kerr~
- Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days? ~George Bernard Shaw~
- Do you love me because I'm beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me? ~Oscar Hammerstein, II
- If you're considered a beauty, it's hard to be accepted doing anything but standing around. ~Cybil Sheppard~
- Compliments invite the person who is complimented to embrace a new perception of him or herself. And just as layers and layers of nacre form a pearl over an irritating grain of sand, so compliments collect around us, developing us in all our beauty. ~Daphne Rose Kingma~
- Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless; peacocks and lilies, for example. ~John Ruskin~
- Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye ~Aiken Drum~
- She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. ~ Henny Youngman~
- Beauty is an outward gift which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused. ~Edward Gibbon~
- I wish I had a twin so I can see how I look like without plastic surgery ~Joan Rivers~
- My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on ~Joan Rivers~
I still love Joan Rivers and her remarks about herself. Right on, girl. It's freaking hillarious. I'm laughing my ass off here
Labels: Beauty Quotes, Humour
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